So. What Brings YOU Here?
I've been looking over my Google Analytics reports and cracking up over what people search for that bring them to my blog. Here are just a few of the funnier ones:
Big black naked mamas- Umm...nope, don't believe you will be finding any of that here. But thanks for stopping in. Now run along with your perverted self!
Why do people like to make complain? - Honey, I sure wish I knew.
What are the calories in Sonic Mocha Java Chillers? - Who cares? They're good. That's all you need to know, trust me on that.
Ice Cream van Conversions - You might want to check this post. I can probably help you with that.
How do you make puffy bows? - Honestly, I have no clue.
I can't decorate!! - Me either, honey. I do like to watch some of those design shows, though. A girl can dream.
Crackalackin method - No way, dude. That's like the Colonel's secret recipe. I'm not giving that one away.
Creaked hell cream - I'm almost too scared to ask. Do people need cream for Hell? Ohhh...you mean cracked HEEL cream? I say spring for a pedicure!
Why does my 16-month old bite me? - I give up. Why?
I'm so glad this blog can be such a big help to these people.
20 Crackalackin' Comments:
HA Ha! Those are too cute! Amazing what you can find on the net.
Oh my . . . that is way too funny! Thanks for sharing :)
Girl you made me spit my soda out my nose laughing. That's burns!
heehee
Sometimes it's scary, but mostly it's funny. Those are definitely funny!
Yeah; some of those things are pretty amazing!
okay....i am officially rolling on the floor! Thanks for starting my day with a great laugh! :D
Everyone has funny ones but me!! I check all the time and the best one so far is "Racoon Poop".
LOL *Snort*
Well I came here from Pissy's site. I LOVED your 'name' and the name of your blog.
I had no idea I could check such a thing. What a hoot. I'm going to see what's there for my blog right now. Clearly, I've got lots to learn!
I recently checked my stats and came to the conclusion that I needed to edit one of my posts about bathing suits. After I edited, I felt the need to take a shower. Pervert is right.
Learn somethin' new every day. I'd been wondering how to find this info about my place and when you said "Google Analytics" it was just what I needed to get me started. Thanks, Oh Wise One.
Funny! I got her by way of AFro's link to you and I also see that you are a SITSa!
Hilarious... what brought me here? well, let's see - the real reason was - just had to check out anyone with an ID as interesting as "mommy cracked"...
J/
How depressing! I checked over my google thingy and 0 visitors. Nice to know I have one friend! Thanks MommyCracked:)
Those were great! LOL
I've never checked my Google analytics before! I most certainly will now!
That's too funny! I can honestly say I haven't seen those in searches for my blog... lol
Those are pretty funny! :)
Too funny. It's amazing what the web does sometimes! (Didn't see any big black mama's on your blog either lol)
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